gavinmichael:

no wonder ryan’s always been so nonexistant on social media he must live in fear that his past will find him

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: feathor)

bravedad:

I wonder how many people I’m in the “I’d be down if you asked” zone with

(Source: memewhore)

mayahansens:

the sickest burn in all of television history

animated movie poster - Day 5

(Source: luffles424)

waxjism:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

I laughed and laughed and laughed because what

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz)

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

cute things to call your partner

  • ehs jus a bimp on a lerg he is
  • rise like a mornin dongle
  • dun eat da burrys
  • skeller bonz
  • sycthesz fo life
  • uratour imma tour
  • so fkn meeeeeetaaaaaal
  • real men cri
  • FUCK JOLLO
  • FUCK JOLLO
jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

(Source: thedirtyoldgentleman)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks)

Uh uh, fuck that, I can do anything [x]

(Source: goddammitgavin)

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran)

moffatrippedoutmysoul:

Hey guys, I don’t really know her very well, but we went to the same elementary school, middle school, and now high school, and her mom is flipping out, she’s so worried.
She went to meet a person named Dalton Hutchinson in Louisiana. If you see her or her truck (I don’t know the plate number), please let me know so I can pass on the information. The Jackson County/Lee’s Summit Police Departments aren’t doing a whole lot to help, and since she’s over 14, the news won’t help, and they won’t send out an amber alert either

moffatrippedoutmysoul:

Hey guys, I don’t really know her very well, but we went to the same elementary school, middle school, and now high school, and her mom is flipping out, she’s so worried.

She went to meet a person named Dalton Hutchinson in Louisiana. If you see her or her truck (I don’t know the plate number), please let me know so I can pass on the information. The Jackson County/Lee’s Summit Police Departments aren’t doing a whole lot to help, and since she’s over 14, the news won’t help, and they won’t send out an amber alert either